when you pass a test that everyone else failed
just another day of not being rich and famous
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
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