hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?
Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
I met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5MINS FROM EACH OTHER(Next town over) We are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. We clicked so well when we first met! And today is our first month together
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH
THAT IS EPIC
remember the three R’s
reducereblog my selfie
reusereblog my selfie
recyclereblog my selfie
This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
children are just small stoners
The other girls like “you’re a genius”
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.